In the Wilma aftermath, people drive like maniacs, with no regard for anyone except themselves, which is why south florida is an irritating place to live because it is always like that here.

Posted on Thu 11/03/05 in South Florida

You can sue me for the run-on article title, but I don’t care because I just heard the GREATEST traffic story from a good buddy of mine.

EVERYONE knows that if traffic lights are not working at an intersection (meaning no lights flashing or anything), the intersection is supposed to be treated like a 4-way stop. This means everyone takes turns. But, what often happens is that some people think they are better than the other drivers, and they decide to just go whenever they want.

So, my friend pulls up to a major intersection the day after Hurricane Wilma.

The lights are out. He stops. He waits.

As his turn approaches, he creeps slowly into the intersection to indicate that he is ready to take his turn.

After two cars turn left in front of him from across the intersection, he begins to roll forward.

But what happens….? Some IDIOT flies through the intersection, hoping to tagalong with the other two cars turning left, and she smashes my friend’s car.

The great thing is that a cop saw the entire accident and told the woman who didn’t stop that it was her fault. The lady said she works for the court system and that she did nothing wrong. She confirmed that she is, indeed, an arrogant moron.

This type of story is both exhilarating and patriotic. It is this type of justice that will help to reclaim the good name the United States one held across the world.